February 2010
January 2010
I love me yeah yeah yeah.
The weirdest things occur to me at the weirdest times…like now
Do the cats come up here and drink out of my paint brush water?
Holy shit I’m a father
One time I got a post card from a friend who was in Japan and the only thing he had to say was ‘Do you have my New Order CD?’. I’m sure the answer was no, but suddenly it concerns me. This was roughly 15 years ago.
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Song For Whoever
Oh Cathy, Oh Alison, Oh Phillipa, Oh Sue You made me so much money, I wrote this song for you Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too I wrote this song for you So let me talk about Mary, a sad story Turned her grief into glory Late at night, by the typewriter light, She ripped his ribbon to shreds
I wrote this song for you.
Old Red he died
And every single landlord in the district cried
An empty...
– The Beautiful South
Grandpa Fred: Hey Howard, there’s your Chinaman. Howard: Thanks Fred.
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Well now he'll never love me.
hurricane-k:
I managed to trap my cat inside the sofa bed this morning as I was folding it up. Apparently he was underneath it and I had no idea. 10 minutes later I was sitting on the computer when I heard his familiar growl/meow coming from behind me. Of course I freaked out and ripped off all the pillows, sure that it was too late and that I had smashed his paw or face. Fortunately he...
If the equation looks like this:
sake + sake + sake + beer
Then you will probably be ok. Assuming you understand how these things affect you.
However, if the equation looks like this:
beer + beer + beer + sake + sake + sake + beer + beer + whisky + beer +whisky + beer (?) + beer? + beer?
You will probably not get up until sometime around noon and find that your wife and wee girl are jamming...
Dear STL Tumblrs
bluenemesis:
Please stop fighting! You are my only friends here!
Wow. I didn’t realize the truth of that until after I wrote it.
I love you guys. I wish I could get in to the St. Louis fights.
Come to Bmore and we’ll eat steamed crabs and drink cheap beer and argue over the check and I’ll storm out and sit in the car.
It will be awesome!
kacyas asked: FIRST!!!!!
(Probably not, but, it works!)
How's it going??
(Probably not, but, it works!)
How's it going??
Scorpio...
trixietreats:
Friday, January 29, 2010
Your traditional key planet Mars is a major player now that the Sun is tensely opposing it.
This energy can turn a simple conversation into an outright conflict. But you still might be more adept today at making peace, not war.
Unfortunately, it will take a conscious effort on your part and won’t just happen on its own.
(look out kids… I might not play...
the pirate in me turned a blind eye.
so come aboard, i’m going to explore...
– Trashcan Sinatras
At the height of the pills kicking in I just had to walk down the hall and have a conversation with someone who wasn’t here. It went well.
Kicked in.
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For some reason I follow a lot of St Louisans (St. Louisiannes? Whats the preferred way to refer to you lot?)
I don’t know how or why this happened, and I’m not complaining. I love you all as if you lived in Hysterical Lutherville just down the road from me…
Strange attractors indeed.