I’d say my absence is because I’m super busy, but it’s actually because I’m super lazy. I end up playing video games all night to stay up and feed baby Jack around 2am…

My entire staff was outsourced, I no longer have an office and I mostly ‘work’ from home. This consists of answering emails during the day and doing little else. It won’t be long before someone figures it out. At least I should get a decent severance package.

In the meantime I’m en route to Planet Hooston for a meeting and a free lunch tomorrow.

noeyeinpirate:

I miss seeing giantevilheadon tumblr period.